Doesn't work on wayland, or in the VS Code terminal

Enters an infinite loop due to exeveat(2) failing:

[pid 31543] exit_group(0)               = ?
[pid 31543] +++ exited with 0 +++
<... waitpid resumed> NULL, 0)          = 31543
--- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=31543, si_uid=1000, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
execveat(3, "", ["./test"], 0xf7ca1864 /* 97 vars */, AT_EMPTY_PATH) = -1 ENOEXEC (Exec format error)
syscall_0x1007(0, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xfffffff8, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff0166(0x3, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffff1000, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff1007(0, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffffffda, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff0166(0x3, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffff1000, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff1007(0, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffffffda, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff0166(0x3, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffff1000, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff1007(0, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffffffda, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff0166(0x3, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffff1000, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
syscall_0xffff1007(0, 0xebdb0096, 0xf7ca1854, 0xf7ca1864, 0xffffffda, 0xebdb0076) = -1 ENOSYS (Function not implemented)
# ... and so on